Willie Gary is a Jackass

It appears that crying over spilt milk and not taking accountability for poor play is not limited to jackass Senators. A player (and I use that term very loosely) who was on the Rams roster in 2001 when the Rams couldn't manage but 17 points on offense, has sued the Patriots for his team's piss poor pereformance to the tune of $100 million dollars, on the basis that they stole his teams defensive signals. That's 300,000 squirrel pelts and 250 gallons of moonshine for those of you reading from Valdosta, Georgia where Gary hails from. Apparently Willie's career as a male prostitute was largely unsuccessful in Valdosta, so it was either this or he was going to have to work at Wal-Mart, which is actually considered lower on the social acceptability scale than being a male prostitute. I hope you have good tickets, because this circus has just begun.....more on this clown later...